Sunbathing in Siberia

 

By Larry XB ColdFingers Furman

 

Global warming is nonsense

Greenhouse gases mean growth far as I can see

The earth is one big resource

To exploit and consume for the grand old party

 

Im sunbathing in Siberia

Surfing the waves of the Bering Sea

Sunbathing in Siberia

Scuba diving where New Orleans used to be.

If Gore had been awarded the White House
Hed chain us with Kyoto 1 2 3

Thered be solar panels on the rooftops

Wind power, clean power and almost free

 

Im sunbathing in Siberia

Surfing the waves of the Bering Sea

Sunbathing in Siberia

Scuba diving where New Orleans used to be.

Who cares about those polar bears

Got my baby seal fur coat

I got mine and I got no cares

Got no room left on this new houseboat

 

Once I built up Enron, made it run, made it race against time.

Once I built up Enron; now its done, Brother can you spare a dime?

Once I built up Cheney, made his plan, coal, nuke-ular, and slime,

Once I built up Cheney, now Im done, Brother can you spare a dime.

 

These floods and storms cant be for real

God cant be angry. God Loves Me!

Dont talk to me of science

I got my Faith, Talk Radio, and my SUV

 

Im sunbathing in Siberia

Surfing the waves of the Bering Sea

Sunbathing in Siberia

Scuba diving where New Orleans used to be.

Wreck-Diving. Wreck Diving in Detroit.

Water Skiing in Aspen.

Copyright 2007, Larry XB Coldfingers Furman. All Rights Reserved.